有一只蝴蝶飞到师父的嘴巴
於是他就开始不停不停咳嗽咳嗽
鎚背就要像打鼓一样咚咚巄咚
天选之子遇到坏人围欧
竟然出现比基尼少女
小舌会眨眼睛还会发出咖擦一声

tiger tiger birdy birdy
tiger tiger birdy birdy
tiger tiger birdy birdy
tiger tiger birdy birdy
Some one of us wears magic bra
Some one of us wears magic bra
Some one of us wears magic bra
call me betty
call me betty
Master Master Pan

Master pan is a good man
Master pan is a good man

玲玲是个豪放女没事就爱脱衣服
玲玲是个豪放女没事就爱脱衣服
玲玲是个豪放女没事就爱脱衣服
再突然穿起来

跟潘师父对打时要注意大屁股之歌
邪恶帮会其实就是外星人他们都是法国人
土拨鼠借来当做双截棍记得要咬紧

tiger tiger birdy birdy
tiger tiger birdy birdy
tiger tiger birdy birdy
tiger tiger birdy birdy
Some one of us wears magic bra
Some one of us wears magic bra
Some one of us wears magic bra
call me betty
call me betty
Master Master Pan

Master pan is a good man
Master pan is a good man
Master pan is a good man
And he has a matrix pet